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PLAYGIRL, Inc.
Philadelphia, Pa. 19369
Dear Sir:
Your name has been submitted to us with your photo. I regret to
inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our centerfold. On
a scale of one to ten, your body was rated a minus two by a panel of women
ranging in age from 60 to 75 years. We tried to assemble a panel in the
age bracket of 25 to 35 years, but we could not get them to stop laughing
long enough to reach a decision. Should the taste of the American woman
ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours would be appropriate
in our magazine, you will be notified by this office. Please, don't call
us.
Sympathetically,
Amanda L. Smith

p.s. We also want to commend you for your unusual pose. Were you
wounded in the war, or do you ride your bike a lot?

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Riverside, WA
Date: 9-28-2020
Latitude: 48.3168
Longitude: 119.213
Rise: 6:54
Set: 6:38
OMAK AIRPORT, WA, United States
(KOMK) 48-28N 119-31W 395M
7:53 PM Sep 28, 2020 PDT
Wind: from the S (170 degrees) at 8 MPH (7 KT):0
Visibility: 10 mile(s):0
Sky conditions: clear
Temperature: 66.0 F (18.9 C)
Dew Point: 39.0 F (3.9 C)
Relative Humidity: 36%
Pressure (altimeter): 30.26 in. Hg (1024 hPa)
Pressure tendency: 0.02 inches (0.8 hPa) lower than three hours ago
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Seattle, WA, US
Time   13:06:41 AM/PM
UTC   4:06:41 AM/PM
Latitude   48.3168 degrees
Longitude   119.213 degrees
Rise Yesterday   9:40 AM/PM
Set Yesterday   19:11 AM/PM
Rise Today   10:04 AM/PM
Set Today   20:18 AM/PM
Rise Tomorrow   10:25 AM/PM
Set Tomorrow   21:25 AM/PM
Phase   0.416496 days
Age   12 days
Illuminated   93 %
Cycle   42 %
Azimuth   30:92 degrees
Altitude   22:88 degrees
Distance   62.6624 earth radii
Right Ascension   22:39:60 degrees
Declination   13:36:03 degrees

...dave


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